babydreamgirl:

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plasmalogical:

fourtygay:

plasmalogical:

honestly i forget that weed isnt just a big internet joke and that people actually smoke weed all the time for real

imagine being this innocent

stop wasting your time and smoke dmt like an adult

sunn0:

there is no way to make weed smoking cute or pretty sorry. it’s inherently a ghastly activity and no amount of cute stickers or ribbons you put on your hot pink $159 matte glass bong will ever change that. time to face facts and tape some hose to a gatorade bottle and accept your grimy scoundrel behaviour head on

snorlaxatives:

carlyclaw:

snorlaxatives:

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

But did you recognize it?

i……….. did…………

spacenoidjusticewarrior:

me, in a public place: i know its risky to open tumblr up in public, but i mean it’s 10 in the morning! what could people possibly be posting this early?

y’all, who have pics of an anime girl with her whole booty ass out:

bidoof:

President Trunp: Ok…….Lets go take all the bad guy oil now
*One million helicopters with straws fly to the TERROR COUNTRIES and slurp up every last drop of oil in five minutes*
Terrorists: GRRR!!!!!!!!! I’m so mad….I wanna kill the Americans for taking our oil but I don’t have any money now because the oils gone.
Pesident Trump: Hehe